What a great part of town, Allston. It’s got some of the best dancing in the world at The Model Cafe, world renowned vegan restaurant Grasshopper, literally tens of thousands of wide-eyed students who have no respect for Do Not Cross signs, and since 2006; Allston has been the home and heart of Geekhouse Bikes HQ.

You may be familiar with a somewhat similar city name, in a somewhat Texan state, that has capitalized on the prolific nature of a persuasive argument in the form of a t-shirt/bumper sticker campaign to ‘Retain the Obscurity’ of said town.

Well we’re not familiar with that town, motto, or t-shirt at all. That’s why we made this 100% original t-shirt. So do your Bostonian duty and Keep Allston Weird …at least, until we move to Austin.

The Gildan Soft Style shirt we selected is comfy cotton creation that fits like American Apparel but without the pervy scandals and adverts.